atheist

Individuals who feel they are too intelligent to accept the concept of God.
"Hello darling, I am an atheist"
by jc September 22, 2006
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Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.
Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.
by JC February 18, 2004
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pussyitis

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.
Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.
by JC January 12, 2004
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maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all
by JC October 29, 2002
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gives up the ass

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.
"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".
by JC June 12, 2004
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