Definitions by jbn/gstache duo

Shoplift 

To steal another persons idea and/or word.

Hey dude, this sticker is steezy

*dome slap*, you shoplifted my word, you pirate

Shoplift by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

Noogie 

Gods gift to the devil, the worst punishment Earth can provide.

Judge-You killed 72 people, i sentence you to 45 years of pure noogies.

Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.

Noogie by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

Chinkmaster 

The high holy of students/players/pimps, who have or are attending a gifted and talented school.

"Haha, the chinkmaster is such a stud. Look at him smooth talk the ladys and spread rummors. It's too bad he can't hold a chew though"

Chinkmaster by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

double roastbeef 

A smiple yet, one of the steezyest tricks that one can do while shreding on a snowboard, where you grab the edge of your snowboard nearest thine ass
with both hands.

Made popular by Gustache and JoeybNukkas

"Look Shawn White is doing a 1080!"

"Is he doing a double roastbeef while spining?"

"...er...no"

"Then I have nothing to look at."

double roastbeef by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Cyber Dump 

When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.

*on aim*

"dude, wanna come over?"

"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"

"oh..."

"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"

Cyber Dump by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Double Whammy 

While beating it, you are also taking a dump. Commonly the backhand masteurbation technique is used with the Double Whammy

Therefore the sensation of pooping and cumming is amazing.

"sweet baby jesus, i pulled a double whammy last night, that shit was off the chain."

Double Whammy by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Shake Junt 

To shake one's junt.

Historians maintain the the meaning of "junt" was lost hundreds of years ago.

"yo bitch, shake junt"

Shake Junt by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007