Phung

An object that can only be seen after taking LSD.
I make out objects in the room... A desk, a lamp, a chair, a phung.
by JB_Finesse December 03, 2005
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Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus
"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"
by JB_Finesse September 17, 2005
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crunkularity

How crunk something is. Related to crunkular.
1. The crunkularity of the Ipod remains to be seen.
2. Your crunkularity will be determined with a deathmatch in (insert video game here).
3. I have only recently discovered the crunkularity of Bawls.
by JB_Finesse May 24, 2005
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Irish cap

A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.
Call it a golf cap again and I'll blow your fucking head off.
by JB_Finesse May 29, 2005
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What the SHIT?

Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.
Dumbass: What the SHIT?

Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*

Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?

Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*

Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*
by JB_Finesse December 04, 2005
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams

A song by Green Day that has been overplayed and turned into shit. The first time I heard it I thought it was all right, but now it's been played shitloads of times all over the world, and if I hear it again I'm shooting somebody. It doesn't matter who, but hopefully it'll be somebody whose death will STOP THE FUCKING SONG!
Some Gerow: I just downloaded Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

Me: What the fuck for?

Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.

Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*
by JB_Finesse June 03, 2005
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.357 magnum

Not "one of the most powerful bullets in the world", but still not bad. You won't be feeling too good after being shot with one, that's for damn sure. Even though it's called a .357, it uses a .38 bullet with a slightly longer cartridge case (so you don't blow up a .38 gun by trying to shoot .357's through it) and a lot more powder to propel it with, making it better than a regular .45 and definitely better than the .38 it's based on.

.38's can be fired through a .357 in case you're a pansy, or a woman and you can't handle the recoil, or if you're just target shooting and you don't want to spend the extra money on the bullets.

Also used to refer to a gun firing that kind of ammo. Not everyone knows if the guy is carrying a Colt Python or a Smith and Wesson model 19 or whatever the fuck.
1. I saw some guy take a .357 magnum hollow point to the head once. His brains were EVERYWHERE, man!

2. Hey, that dude's walking around with a .357 magnum stuffed into the crotch of his pants! This isn't a movie! He's gonna blow his fuckin' nuts off!
by JB_Finesse March 12, 2006
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