skipper

Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker
Ryan Seacrest is a skipper
by JB October 20, 2004
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Osgiliath

A former royal capital of the Kingdom of Gondor. Osgiliath occupied both banks of the Anduin River in Gondor, situated between Minas Anor (aka Minas Tirith) in the west and Minas Ithil (aka Minas Morgul) in the east. The ancient city of Osgiliath was the jewel of the kingdom of Gondor, a center of culture and great beauty. Large, graceful bridges spanned the river and connected its two halves, one of the seven palantiri of the kingdom was kept there.

When Sauron returned to power and captured Minas Ithil, Osgiliath had already been in decline. Repeated attacks upon the city by the Nazgul and other followers of Sauron did not help matters. In the battles over the city, its bridges and great buildings were destroyed and control was divided between the west bank and the east bank. Eventually the city was abandoned and the capital moved to Minas Anor, but it remained an army outpost and a major point of contention between Mordor and Gondor. Even after the War of the Ring, it is unknown whether the city was rebuilt or not, though its abandoned ruins alone would have been a significant draw for many visitors to the area.
Osgiliath was featured in the movies The Two Towers and The Return of the King.
by JB March 06, 2004
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gizza

when you cum in a girl mouth while she's givin head.
Yo dawg,my girl put my dick in her mouth and i was lik 'gizza'
by jb January 17, 2004
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catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 05, 2005
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brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date
Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...
by jb September 03, 2005
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warner brother

The next u see a police,warner brother!
by jb January 30, 2004
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Weaksauce

sucky, weak, something that isn't strong
by jb November 06, 2001
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