13 definitions by jazz4

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.

Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.

Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...

...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.

Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.

The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.

A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.

An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.

i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.