When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.
Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."
by jazz4 March 05, 2011
Get the Procrastigasm mug.A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi.
When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.
Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.
Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
Goebbels, Himmler, Goerring all being Men of considerable wealth and power.
"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"
"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"
"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
by jazz4 July 24, 2010
Get the Rich as a Nazi mug.Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
by jazz4 March 22, 2011
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The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
by jazz4 November 14, 2011
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Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
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Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
by jazz4 November 25, 2010
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