Definitions by jazz4
Aerophobia
Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
Aerophobia by jazz4 March 22, 2011
Englaised
Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.
The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.
A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.
The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.
A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.
Procrastigasm
When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.
Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."
Procrastigasm by jazz4 March 5, 2011
Absoloute-Fuck-Hole
A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.
Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
Absoloute-Fuck-Hole by jazz4 November 25, 2010
Pink-Polo
One who wears designer pink polo-shirts regularly. Usually people who behave irritatingly in social situations.
Term mainly used in England.
Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.
Term mainly used in England.
Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.
Rich as a Nazi
A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi.
When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.
Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.
Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
Goebbels, Himmler, Goerring all being Men of considerable wealth and power.
"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"
"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"
"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
Rich as a Nazi by jazz4 July 24, 2010