Life

Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.

Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.

by jaydawg3000 July 02, 2009

homance

A homosexual romance.

Will you be in a homance with me?

by jaydawg3000 April 29, 2009

Red Robin Prank

This is an activity done at Red Robin by saying it is someone's birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. The people known to participate in such an embarrassing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person's closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a Sunday and a thirty second claim to fame for them. Some will refer to this activity as karma for said victim, however, it is just a mean prank done to ostracize, humiliate, and isolate this innocent person. This person will make his or herself look even more dumb by clapping along until they catch on it's THEIR "birthday." The accusers will then tell the victim to go into their birthday suit because they're a bunch of perverts. Not to mention, it will probably be the victim's birthday in 23 days anyway.

Lacrosse team: *whispers to server, "Hey, the pretty girl on the team down there, yeah it's her birthday.
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)

by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009

Purple

Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.

Purple is the only note-worthy color. The end.

by jaydawg3000 April 28, 2009

Hillside Jive

SWEET folk band with subtle traces of Bob Dylan fused with Irish heritage and facial hair.

RollingStone raves the Hillside Jive is the best coached bearded band in the area.

by jaydawg3000 January 09, 2010

Confusion Stutter

The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.

Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.

by jaydawg3000 July 03, 2009

Gives You Hell

Lyrics to The All American Reject's "Gives You Hell." These three words along with other parts of the lyrics are usually a.) sung or b.) whispered creepily in someone's ear. If someone does the latter, they will never regret it and be labeled as the "creeper."

Julie: "When you see my face hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way I hope it GIVES YOU HELL."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."

by jaydawg3000 May 01, 2009