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Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

Cornholio

A place where anal sex is enjoyed. One inserts their penis into a butt hole. See cornhole.

Welcome to Cornholio! A place where your gay dreams come true!!!

by jay gee January 16, 2024

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.

Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!

by jay gee December 1, 2022

clown car

Any type of Mini cooper...

BRUH, look at this tall ass motherfuker getting out of that clown car!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by jay gee September 20, 2023

Spanky

Nickname for someone who jerks off all the time. See spanking the monkey.

Hey there SPANKY, keep wackin' your willy buddy!!

by jay gee August 9, 2023

Willy Wacka

Nickname for someone who masturbates all the time. Offshoot of Willy Wonka.

Hey, it's Willy Wacka!! When you gonna stop jerking off all the time, huh??

by jay gee August 9, 2023