Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jay

freedom fries

call them freedom fries, that'll stick it to france. ppl r so fucking retarded. french fried aren't even french.

americans r fat asses. from a pissed off athlete from iowa

freedom fries by Jay May 10, 2003

when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.

all this running is giving me slap nuts

slap nuts by Jay May 10, 2003

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

assface by Jay May 10, 2003

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

log by Jay May 10, 2003

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

crappers by Jay May 10, 2003

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

an individual - most often a skanky woman - who engages in sexual acts in exchange for crack or powder cocaine

That fucking coke slut tried to steal my wallet, so I punched her in the nose.

coke slut by jay April 29, 2003