385 definitions by jay

A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.
by jay October 11, 2004
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Guy # 1: yo where ya from dawg?

guy #2: yo i represent da gump
by jay July 18, 2003
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Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"
When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.
by jay March 10, 2004
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Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.
Big Mellor's head is west
by jay January 20, 2003
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That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by jay April 23, 2005
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Native Taiwanese Word. Literally means "penis". Slang to mean "Cool"/"Hip"
He's so DIAO
That dance was diao yo
by jay August 27, 2004
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1. Nas' 7th Album
2. Jesus is god's son
3. A pure person, who has never commited a sin, like jesus
The person who came up wit a definition before me is fucking retarded. First of all, god son isn't a nigga that prays too much. Second, even if Nas prays too much, does that mean that hes a fake rapper. That has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever heard
by jay June 8, 2004
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