jay's definitions

toug

toug, an adjective used like the word tough. Originating from a mispelling of the voice selection menu in Planetside where there was not enough room for the proper title of Grizzled/Toug

omg that is so toug

by Jay July 9, 2003

palmala

the name of the hand you use to jerk with

i have a date with palmala tonight

by jay April 25, 2003

racism

A group of people who discriminate other groups of people based on their skin color, ethnic background or religion.

I would never date him because he is white.

by Jay January 19, 2004

Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

by Jay May 29, 2005

jayscrib

the sweetest crap in the world. all the cool kids goto jayscrib and check it out. you should too.

jayscrib.net

holy crap! theres eggo roffles on jayscrib!!!

by jay February 18, 2005

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

def

def /def/ adj. to describe a person, thing, or event that is cool. iarchaic, circa 1981/i

"yo, mah pizzles, I got da hook-up at this def new club. It's suppose ta be off da hizzy"

by Jay January 19, 2003