jay's definitions

bam

Used as an action. When you 'put the bam down' on someone or something means you busted them down, broke them down, showed them what's up, etc. etc.

"I put the bam on a Dodge Viper the other day"

by Jay June 2, 2004

fluff

to release gas; fart

Trouble fluffed.

by Jay November 14, 2002

The Answer

Nickname for best shooting guard in the NBA, Allen Iverson

by Jay September 21, 2003

hitlered

Gettin a shit Mustache Just like Hitlers

"Butters, Im gonna Hitler you if your as Dont go to sleep, piece of shit.

by Jay March 20, 2003

elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.

Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.

by Jay November 25, 2004

teh

Originally just a misspelling from people typing too fast, "teh" has become a word used by net.writers to exemplify people who are ignorant or simply not thinking clearly (perhaps because they're typing too fast).

I was reading a fundamentalist site the other day, and the writer was all upset about kids listening to rock'n'roll. He believes it's TEH DEVIL MUSIC FROM HELL.

by Jay August 9, 2003

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 2, 2003