jay's definitions

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

def

def /def/ adj. to describe a person, thing, or event that is cool. iarchaic, circa 1981/i

"yo, mah pizzles, I got da hook-up at this def new club. It's suppose ta be off da hizzy"

by Jay January 19, 2003

stink nugget

little ball of shit

when you shit little doughnut balls instead of logs

by jay April 25, 2003

markof

made up by the makers of south park. the meaning isto do a cocaine line off of a mans penis

Yvette did a markof on mike.

by jay March 18, 2005

mop with the kids

An expression often exclaimed while tagging a chick as you secretly video-tape the event. A phrase used to test the limits of dirty-talk during sex.

When I screamed out "Mop with the kids!" she called me a freak yet kept on riding my cock.

by Jay January 7, 2005

scouse house

bouncy, cheesy , fun music. originated in liverpool now played all over the country and abroad.

ultrabeat - 'pretty green eyes' is scouse house

by jay September 13, 2003

Jarsitation

to Jarsitate, the act of Jarsitating. To bother, to make fun of. to annoy.

Stop Jarsitating me. These Jarsitations need to stop, you're hurting her feelings.

by Jay March 22, 2005