jay's definitions

futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.

"Those futher mucks robbed me!"

by Jay June 2, 2004

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

SPOKES

what a girl has on her a**hole BEFORE its penetrated.

If she has all of her spokes left that means she's never had anal penetration.

by Jay January 18, 2004

cheef

Another expression for the terms Idiot, nobber. prat or something along the same lines.

<bob> hahah bib i did ur missus the other day
<bib> shut up bob u stupid cheef

by Jay July 7, 2004

Maker's Mark

Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.

Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.

Go buy yourself some, cheap-ass.

by Jay May 7, 2005

liddy smile

Tag written everyware on busses and bus stops in Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge by a happy chick named Lydia who loves beer. gorgeous girl.
if found email jayme.at.netflash.dot.net

liddy smile =)

by jay November 9, 2003

Neek

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek.

Jon from big brother is a neek.

by Jay June 6, 2003