jay's definitions

pukaki

A form of which when another releases his/her fecis on another's face while making forms of having sex, or just being plain fucking sick.

Wow, pukaki from everywhere, whod know it would end up there.

by Jay February 9, 2004

Spreader

A person who supplies drugs to a crowd.

Do you think there will be a spreader at the rave?

by Jay November 17, 2003

fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!

steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs

by jay January 8, 2004

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

Freshen-Up

To burn sumbody up with petrol

We gonna freshen u up essay!!!

by Jay January 14, 2005

baishi

Bruce Lee

Don't make me whip out my Baishi skills fo shizzle.

by Jay October 7, 2003

Donkanese

Language derived from our well endowed friend who places different vowels in the totally wrong place. But hey it sounds good. Plus the Slatty Batches don't know what your talking about.

Come on "Dingo" spit some donkanese.

by Jay February 23, 2003