mop with the kids

An expression often exclaimed while tagging a chick as you secretly video-tape the event. A phrase used to test the limits of dirty-talk during sex.
When I screamed out "Mop with the kids!" she called me a freak yet kept on riding my cock.
by Jay January 07, 2005
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Your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!
J:you're an ass!
A:Yea well... so's your face

G:you arse licker
A:Yea well... so's your face
by Jay December 29, 2003
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Pasadena Mudslide

when one farts while titty fucking a girl, and it leaves a brown smear between her breasts.
When i was titty fucking Sue, she heard me fart, and knew a pasadena mudslide was occuring.
by Jay November 25, 2003
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Burner

A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.
by Jay October 11, 2004
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Da Gump

Guy # 1: yo where ya from dawg?

guy #2: yo i represent da gump
by Jay July 18, 2003
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west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.
Big Mellor's head is west
by JaY January 20, 2003
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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