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Urban Chat

A new part of Urban dictionary's website where you can chat with others online

Let's chat after school

by Jay December 20, 2004

Crip side

the side that is used by gangsters

Left side is for gangsters

by Jay December 20, 2004

stunned wombat

a stunned wombat is the look in ur mans eyes (note: the look a wombat gives in headlights just before it gets run over)after uve taken two bricks and squashed his testicles after he gave u an angry dragon

that bastard gave me an angry dragon so i stunned wombatted his filthy ass yo!!

by jay December 22, 2004

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

arabian goggle eyes

when you take you take your nuts and place them in a sleeping friends eyes and lay your dick down their nose to their mouth and take pictures or await for them to awake.

Damn...Jesse feel asleep lets give him a pair of Arabian Goggle eyes.

by Jay December 30, 2004

yuff

Small parasitic rodent that lives in socks and eats human toes. Disguises self as piece of lint.

That yuff ate my toes and now i'm bleeding to death. Ouch.

by Jay January 1, 2005

ull

Idiotic variation of "you'll or you shall/will". Looks like it should be pronounced, 'uhl', like 'pull'.

Doofus: so ull go to da prom wif me tonite????/////
Zelda: Hell no.

by jay January 2, 2005