jay's definitions

squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

by Jay April 5, 2005

nargis

Nargis - The fountain girl that'll sqirt and peel pain off the walls....

by Jay August 21, 2003

paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...

by Jay April 23, 2005

jodle

A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours

It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off

by Jay July 4, 2004

swizz

A.K.A. swiee, O.C. it is oxycontin.

we pickin up some SWIZZ this weekend?

by jay May 27, 2004

fluff

To prepare a pornographic actor for a sexual scene.
To arouse a participant in preparation for a recoreded sexual act.

His evening job was a fluffer.
I was fluffing this guy...
Inadequately fluffed star.

by jay July 29, 2003

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003