jay's definitions

duece

An unattractive person, based on a scale of one to ten.

No she wasn't cute, she was a duece.

by Jay May 13, 2005

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005

Hardcore

A branch of underground/indie music influenced by faster abrasive punk rock. Originating in the early 80’s as a variant of punk rock, hardcore evolved to a modern sound that can be compared to non commercial metal. The constant themes range from Straight Edge, to Politics, to Positive and Negative.

Bands range from Minor Threat from the 80’s to One Fifth, or Unearth of today.

Bad Brains is hardcore.

by Jay January 21, 2003

Kack

Combination of Fucking and Crap.
Another word for excrement.

Kackhead!

I nealy kacked myself back there.

by Jay September 22, 2003

mmkay

Another way of saying OK. It is not used by the principal of South Park Elementary, it is used by the guidance counselor. It is also used by the teacher from the cartoon Beavis and Butthead.

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

by Jay July 11, 2004

hootadank

To suck on the penis. Often used in an argument as an insult.

Pimp: Don't make slap yo' ass bitch!
Ho: Fuck you Muthafucka!
Pimp: Hootadank Ho!

by Jay January 6, 2005

Egemensin

To be so 1337 at Cs, and to own at GB!! and if you are a Red Dragon.

1- Omg dude you are egemensin counter da.
2- My rank is 4 at gb im egemen!! haha

by Jay February 6, 2005