jay's definitions

screamo

yelling song lyrics that mean something sad or emotional

hawthorne heights is a screamo band

by jay May 13, 2005

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005

avalaunch

an operating system used on modded xboxs

Dude totaly use avalaunch, its way better than evox

by Jay May 13, 2005

squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

by Jay April 5, 2005

jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 6, 2005

tubelight

Someone who takes long time to understand a little thing

Jay tells a joke and Beboo understands after 1 hour.
Beboo is a tubelight!!

by Jay April 6, 2005

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004