plugged out

1.) Ambiguously high; as in not plugged into reality.

2.) Unplugged

The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.

The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...

by java monster February 22, 2008

hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

by java monster February 25, 2008

oversit

the opposite of understand.

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.

by java monster February 22, 2008

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008

taffy bracket

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

by java monster February 24, 2008

rummy

A terrible friend or a beloved enemy.

The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.

by java monster February 22, 2008

shour

A shower that lasts an extended amount of time, usually greater than an hour.

Jessica was going to shower; however, it was cold enough in her bathroom that she decided to have a shour instead.

by java monster February 25, 2008