hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

by java monster February 25, 2008

sly goose

A master of the art of conning.

That hamburglar is a real sly goose.

by java monster February 22, 2008

squaballo jangallo

A substitution for any word in a spoken or written sentence, including itself.

Your pet duck is squaballo jangallo with that wing peircing.

Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.

by java monster February 22, 2008

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 25, 2008

bones

Cave man currency. Jurassic dollars.

"Me buy girl for 10 bones." - Rupaul.

"Cost me 30 bones to fill my tank this afternoon."

by java monster February 22, 2008

frip frop

Typically uttered via chinese accents, means in english "flip flop", as in a sandle or a shower shoes.

Wang told me he had to borrow my frip frop because he broke on of his during karate.

by java monster February 25, 2008

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008