28 definitions by java monster
by java monster February 22, 2008
Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.
I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
by java monster February 25, 2008
When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
That hamburglar is a real sly goose.
by java monster February 22, 2008
by java monster February 25, 2008
Your pet duck is squaballo jangallo with that wing peircing.
Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.
Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.
by java monster February 22, 2008
by java monster February 26, 2008