Definitions by jason biggs

sex with a pie 

A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.

Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?

sex with a pie by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004

wang 

the male sex organ, referred to as the penis.

Harry has a big wang.

wang by jason biggs June 12, 2002

Skeezer 

a popular board game in sweden. a game of skill as well as chance.

Man, that game of skeezer was intense!

Skeezer by jason biggs June 12, 2002

tommy knocker 

a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.

Man, this tommy knocker really hits the spot.

tommy knocker by jason biggs June 12, 2002

monkey nuts 

small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.

monkey nuts by jason biggs June 12, 2002

monkey nuts 

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

monkey nuts by jason biggs June 12, 2002

cock knocker 

somebody who bounces a dick like a fat chick with a chicken wing.

Man that bitch is a cock knocker; look at the way she suck a brotha off. damn, damn, damn.

cock knocker by jason biggs June 12, 2002