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A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.
Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?
by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004

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small testicles.
Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.
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tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.
The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.
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the male sex organ, referred to as the penis.
Harry has a big wang.
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a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.
Man, this tommy knocker really hits the spot.
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somebody who bounces a dick like a fat chick with a chicken wing.
Man that bitch is a cock knocker; look at the way she suck a brotha off. damn, damn, damn.
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a popular board game in sweden. a game of skill as well as chance.
Man, that game of skeezer was intense!
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