jason's definitions

Fetus

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.

Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.

by jason April 2, 2005

jank

Anything bad/negative/wrong or to someones dislike....

Stop hitting on my sister, ya friggin jank....

by Jason March 19, 2003

baleeve it

Better than yes.

Did you bring the can opener incase the tabs pop off the drinks again?

baleeve it!

by Jason January 24, 2003

poly dolly

A beautiful woman who knows she is hot!

The guys cannon resisit the beauty of a Poly Doly.

by Jason May 30, 2004

vigger

A caucasian kid who hangs out with Vietnamese kids who act black.

He acted like a major Vigger.

by Jason October 15, 2003

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005

harharharharharhar

Someones laugh.

Gob started laughing harharharharharhar.

by Jason April 27, 2003