by Jason February 14, 2005

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."
by Jason July 13, 2004

Claudia-I just got an F on my test
Evil Steve- Why don't you go pull a Kaneanite on your teacher and maybe he will raise your grade.
Evil Steve- Why don't you go pull a Kaneanite on your teacher and maybe he will raise your grade.
by jason June 02, 2003

by Jason October 15, 2003

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.
... no ... really... you dont understand
... no ... really... you dont understand
by jason February 16, 2005

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.
So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.
This DDR song is really floating my boat.
This DDR song is really floating my boat.
by Jason June 30, 2004

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."
West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
by Jason December 02, 2004
