jason's definitions

Starchie

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm

"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005

bumsalo

Generally a stupid person, who does not know much. This person is also extremely lazy.

Man, Shawn is such a bumsalo!

by Jason March 7, 2005

AHC

Short for "Academy of the Holy Cross" A school full of hott Catholic girls who know how to have a good time. Located in Kensington, Maryland.

Brunette/Blonde with side pony tail, polka dot ribbon and vera bradley bag.

by Jason May 13, 2005

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

by Jason March 10, 2005

Dooouf

used to emphasize a powerful impact.

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!

by Jason March 10, 2005

punter

A program to flood peoples AIM or other Instant Messaging accounts. Flooding a person's account will deliberatly cause an error in the person's account, therefore causing that program to crash.

AIMPunter 2.1+ is the best punter out there. It causes everyone to be booted from online that I want.

by Jason May 13, 2005