The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

wisest

Someone with infinite god-like and omniscient qualities. An all-knowing being whose intelligence and wit dwarfs that of even the greatest thinkers of our time.

Wisest, what do you think the best course of action would be in this situation?

by Jason March 30, 2005

simpsons

The greatest show in the history of telivision.

Turn that war bullshit off, the Simpsons are on.

by jason June 02, 2003

hatefuck

"The act of fucking someone you loathe, in a vicious manner, because you secretly find them attractive and hate yourself for it."

I love to hatefuck all of my ex girlfriends in the back of my pickuptruck.

by Jason April 11, 2003

Shepards Bush

1. A part of London where you can find many Carribbean resturants.
2. A farmers pubic hairs.

1. "Mikey, lets roll it on down Shepards Bush, I want some jerk chicken!"

2. "Shit, look at that Shepards Bush!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

smooth

the process of smoothing; trying to get with a girl and succeeding

oh-oh smooth. Damn that is quality smooth.
Jason: (Feeling on his g/f)
Steve: Oh Oh smooth, (last name of person) smooth.

by jason June 23, 2003