jason's definitions

motabalize

it is like cunjoin

by jason February 4, 2003

Glichelle

gli gli gli gli gli gli gli
INTJ and loves to call people dorkus.

glichelle said dorkus, she's a dorkus

by Jason July 27, 2004

Gena

A guy who sucks at UO and doesn't play on a really really mad shard that his friend plays on.

Gena likes to be called jenna

by JaSoN November 17, 2003

ginny

A cute feminine name for the vagina, and most importantly you can use it in front of the ladies

I sure would like to get a look at ginny tonight.

by Jason December 27, 2002

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003