jared's definitions

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004

Jit

Used as a mild herb in medicines

u got somma dat jit boi

by jared November 7, 2003

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.

"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"

by jared December 6, 2002

homoerotica

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

by Jared April 14, 2005

sandbar

The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.

Please fondle my sandbar.

by Jared April 16, 2003

massachusetts

greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams

by Jared November 12, 2004