by janis February 23, 2005

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.
2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.
3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.
3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004

Common typo for the aim slang word lol. When you see this used, you can pretty much discern that the writer is a complete fucking moron.
by Janis January 22, 2005

Abbreviation for "as far as I".
Afai could see, there was no property damage.
by Janis January 22, 2005

A huge, worldwide animal rights organization. They claim to be in support of helping animals, but they don't actually do anything productive. PETA spends its funds on creating stickers that say things like "Leather Is For Losers" and distributing them, instead of providing homes for stray animals like humane societies or trying to pass legislation like the ASPCA.
by Janis January 18, 2006

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.
I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.
by Janis February 6, 2005

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.
by Janis June 28, 2004
