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revenge

A baby with a dingo in its mouth.
There is no example necessary.
by Janis January 26, 2005
mugGet the revengemug.

ignorant

A term used by certain minorites to describe anyone who is pissing them off. Ironically, ask them what it means, and they won't have a clue. All you'll get as an answer is a clenched fist to the head (for being ignorant of course).
Student: Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: Not right now.
Student: Man, you is fuckin' ignorant!
by Janis February 1, 2005
mugGet the ignorantmug.

lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004
mugGet the lubemug.

buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.
I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.
by Janis June 28, 2004
mugGet the buy bullmug.

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.
by Janis February 6, 2005
mugGet the Christ on a bicyclemug.

stoopid

When someone uses this word and spells it incorrectly, you can tell that the subject they are referring to is so utterly moronic that it kills their brain cells at the very thought of it.
OMG you don't know what leet is? you r so stoopid... (etc.)
by Janis December 29, 2004
mugGet the stoopidmug.

dracula biscuits

A gothic person's tits, if they are large.
"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"
by Janis June 25, 2004
mugGet the dracula biscuitsmug.

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