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lunker

An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.
Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.
by james savik October 3, 2006
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Epsteined

Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.
John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.
by james savik January 3, 2023
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grant whore

A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
by james savik March 30, 2008
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douchetacular

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.
by james savik September 10, 2016
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poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.
Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.
by james savik November 5, 2023
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mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.
In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.
by james savik February 1, 2008
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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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