by james savik October 02, 2006
Get the try-sexualmug. those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
Get the savik's law of perversity in fashionmug. 1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.
1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.
2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?
2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?
by james savik October 02, 2006
Get the leg houndmug. Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.
Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.
Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.
Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.
by james savik November 05, 2023
Get the poverty pornmug. The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).
1) I got the yips and bogeyed the rest of the holes.
2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.
2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.
by james savik July 12, 2010
Get the yipsmug. Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.
In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.
by james savik February 01, 2008
Get the mall trollmug. by james savik February 04, 2008
Get the queer as a football batmug.