james savik's definitions

leg hound

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.

1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?

by james savik October 2, 2006

try-sexual

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.

My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.

by james savik October 2, 2006

TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.

Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?

by james savik October 30, 2017

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

grant whore

A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.

Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.

by james savik March 30, 2008

the Chris Kluwe Gambit

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.

Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.

by james savik August 8, 2020

organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".

Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.

by james savik September 26, 2006