Definitions by james savik

obama-gasm 

The state of rapture displayed by democrats and liberal pundits over the prospects of Barak Obama in the 2008 Presidential race.

Did you see the old hens on "the View" having Obama-gasms this morning? It was embarrassing.

obama-gasm by james savik February 14, 2008

a blow 

A rest or break- used by Southern football coaches. Somewhat archaic.

Joe! Get in there and give Terry a blow at linebacker. He's missed three tackles in a row.

a blow by james savik February 6, 2008

queer as a football bat 

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

queer as a football bat by james savik February 4, 2008

mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.

In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.

mall troll by james savik February 1, 2008

hobby homo 

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.

Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.

hobby homo by james savik February 1, 2008

lunker 

An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.

Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.

lunker by james savik October 3, 2006

try-sexual 

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.

My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.

try-sexual by james savik October 2, 2006