james savik's definitions

lunker

An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.

Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.

by james savik October 3, 2006

Epsteined

Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.

John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.

by james savik January 3, 2023

grant whore

A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.

Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.

by james savik March 30, 2008

douchetacular

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

by james savik September 10, 2016

leg hound

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.

1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?

by james savik October 2, 2006

try-sexual

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.

My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.

by james savik October 2, 2006

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018