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TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.
Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?
by james savik October 30, 2017
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douchetacular

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.
by james savik September 10, 2016
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poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.
Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.
by james savik November 5, 2023
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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
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FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.
Bob: Your email address isn't eatshit@diespammer.org?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.
by james savik December 5, 2022
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Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.
There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.
by james savik January 3, 2023
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