jamEs's definitions

jeronimo

Word used when performing leaps of great bounds or when jumping into an extremely large hole.

Paul couldn't believe the size of Rebecca's giant hole and screamed "Jeronimo!" before mounting and penetrating her.

by James January 7, 2005

milkshaked

If you get milkshaked, it means you got tricked...basically...

Its kinda like replacing "tricked"...

Dave: Look over there, a cow!
Simon: Where? I don't see one
Dave: HA milkshaked

by James July 8, 2004

avril

anyone who is for real is going to stop bitching about what a stupid manufactured poser avril is because we all know it, you dont have to yell it out at everyone like you were some real "rebellious punk" douchbag and she was hurtin your imiage or soemthign, if you were for real you would stop bitching about it, no one gives a shit

people use the term avril and put her and other fake people down to try and insurethat they are for real

by james August 13, 2004

jozxyqk

The noise a Person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something

jozxyqk

the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.

is it in the dictionary

It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick

*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"

by James December 20, 2003

Real Estate

A word used by estate agents in the U.S. It means you are of a social class higher than people who just own a house. People who use this word usually also wear a cowboy hat and puff on cigars.

"I'm gonna buy some more real estate"

by James January 18, 2005

firebird

As well as being a car, the Firebird is also a range of guitars made by Gibson in the 1960s. They are typically found in dark natural finish (although others are available) with an instantly recognisable angular body shape similar to the Explorer but much more rounded. Weird lookers but quite popular; their miini-humbucker pickups give off a tone which has the usual sustain but a far more trebly, brittle tone. Artists who have favoured the 'Bird include Cream and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

More well known is the FB's bass equivalent, the Thunderbird, played at some point by just about any big-name rock bassist you care to mention: John Entwistle, Peter Hook, Nikki Sixx, Nicky Wire, etc.

The Firebird V has less modifications than the Firebird VII

by james July 15, 2004

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004