jamEs's definitions

meningococcal muffins

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

by james August 24, 2003

polus

1. (n) Name: A man who ask questions appearing in Plato's Gorgias.
2. (n) Name: A 1337 Tribes, Tribes2, Counter-Strike, Warcraft3, and Starcraft player.

Polus sure can rape us in CS.
Why is such Polus such a moron in Gorgias?

by James July 19, 2006

angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by James January 25, 2004

spoo

I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".

"My spoo has too much fleem"

(after the meeting)

"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."

by james July 15, 2004

chili dog

From the shitter to the mouth.

by James March 6, 2003

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 1, 2004

Hellie

A really funny person, but if you dont them then you dont take the time to get to know them. They are the person everybody secretly wants to be.

I know shes so cool, shes a Hellie!!!

by James September 20, 2004