Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.
Hey - its Shakey Jake!
by JAM May 17, 2004
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road trip

Visiting my fucking in-laws on psychotropic drugs.
We better pack plenty of mushrooms for the road trip to your parents. Then the utter shit that comes out of their mouths might make some sense.
by jam July 11, 2003
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Spricket

(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".
Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.
by JAM October 30, 2003
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murtaza

by jam March 31, 2005
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Pro Tools

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.
by Jam February 12, 2004
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The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
by JAM May 17, 2004
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tragic

It was a tragic day for America when the Supreme Court inadvertently declared George W. Bush as President.
by jam July 17, 2003
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