DL

dick lash

my friend got dl in the face.

by jake April 29, 2003

tierney

A girl who thinks they are the shit, but in reality arent worth a dime

that girl is such a tierney

by Jake November 05, 2007

jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.

(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.

by Jake January 29, 2004

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.

Its time for the kickoff.

by Jake May 21, 2004

Flurkey

Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!

by Jake November 24, 2003

Freedom Tickling

Politically sensitive term to reference the actions of US and coalition troops at Abu Ghraib prison.

"Our troops did not torture those prisoners. The simply engaged them in a game of freedom tickling." - Donald Rumsfeld

by Jake July 02, 2004