jake's definitions

Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)

1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?

by Jake January 25, 2005

gothic-punk

1.A type of music that usually combines the poetry of gothism and the sound of hardcore punk.

2.A suculture that combines gothism and punkism.

AFI's Sing The Sorrow is a gothic-punk album.

by Jake July 18, 2004

Grand Canyon

The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!

Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.

by Jake October 13, 2004

grubtastic

Used to describe a particularly good food.

My god, this oatmeal is grubtastic!

by Jake December 8, 2004

woot

Woot originated from a gaming slang term, and abbreviation of "We Owned the Other Team", owned meaning defeated decisively. abbreviated to "woot", zeros often replace o's to form w00t.

<game over, red team wins> w00t. we totally destroyed Blue.

Oh yeah w00t!

by Jake April 5, 2005

used

A Good Punk Band produced by John Feldmann.

The Used kick ass

by Jake December 12, 2003

Rocking The Cradle

where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.

Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night

by jake August 6, 2004