Definitions by jake

whang 

(noun) penis

(verb) male masturbation

See also wang.

I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.

whang by Jake March 24, 2004

cum depository 

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection

Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.

cum depository by Jake March 24, 2004

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

talking on the great white telephone by Jake March 24, 2004

shoot 

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

shoot by Jake March 24, 2004

prong 

(noun) penis, cock, whang

We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.

prong by Jake March 24, 2004

sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina

She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang

sperm injection by Jake March 24, 2004

cut 

(verb) to fart, pass wind

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.

cut by Jake March 24, 2004