jake's definitions

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

by Jake March 5, 2003

bot

someone that spends too much time with one particular thing

"That dude is a fuckin' computer bot."

by Jake January 6, 2005

schuter

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.

"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"

by Jake May 13, 2005

sleepy sex

what you give your woman using your morning glory

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.

by Jake March 5, 2004

x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

by Jake January 13, 2004

cleanwipe

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

by Jake November 8, 2003