rogering

To have sexual (vaginal) intercourse with.

(if she comes, its "a good rogering")

David: "Lawd, Jimmy, see that babe with the 38D's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering with an uncut penis."

Jimmy: "David, I've already rogered her with my 6-1/2" dick!"

by Jake February 19, 2004

dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by Jake March 06, 2004

Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by jake April 02, 2005

captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 09, 2005

nail

verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially

1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.

by Jake March 07, 2004

ryme

u have to b bored as hell to do

carol and jordan like to ryme on saturday night cuz they have no lives

by jake November 02, 2003

ryme

wut losers do on saturdays!

carol and jordan have no friends so they had to make up rymes

by jake November 02, 2003