Pascizzilate

The act of writing really bad ass programs in pascal.

"I'm so bored... I think I'm going to go pascizzilate for a while.

by Jake April 04, 2005

p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

by Jake February 13, 2005

ploughing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."

by Jake April 01, 2004

vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag

"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

Khon

Asshole that likes to shoot stuff.

Kevin went khon on your ass yesterday.

by Jake August 08, 2006

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

by Jake February 03, 2004