Stockholm syndrome

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).
She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.
by Jake December 31, 2003
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cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad
I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes
by Jake February 20, 2004
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clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female
Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."
by Jake March 24, 2004
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yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on
hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"
by jake April 13, 2005
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wussy

someone who is scared to do things or does something and is scared of being done the same thing
this guy insults people and is too scared to be insulted back, hes a whussy
by jake April 22, 2005
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Capers

gosh that capers is so fine
by Jake May 13, 2005
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missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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