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she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"
by Jake February 20, 2004
mugGet the she has a nice personalitymug.

Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".
Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic
by Jake February 2, 2005
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89

by Jake March 29, 2004
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Enya

Sister of Maire Brennan (the lady you hear singing the theme song for Last of the Mohicans) who is from Ireland.
The future Empress of the world should be Enya.
by Jake May 6, 2004
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cornhole tremor

A loud fart that gives off strong vibrations.
by Jake July 2, 2003
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sweetness and light

a compliment, usually given to a woman whom you are very familiar with but occasionally she grates on you (as in pussy whipped )
Of course I'd like to take you to the prom, Oh Sweetness and Light !
by Jake March 2, 2004
mugGet the sweetness and lightmug.

roli

scummy, dirty, filthy, anythign that has to do with not being clean
hes as dirty as roli
by jake September 27, 2004
mugGet the rolimug.

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