jake's definitions

Marbizzle

A term meaning it is Marlboro time

"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"

by Jake May 28, 2005

cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

by Jake July 2, 2005

g unit!

g unit AKA gorrilla unit used for random notations.

fidy sent- GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!
or
bob-thats cool!
fred- G UNIT!
or
randomly say g unit!!

by jake April 11, 2005

Moment Stopper

The action of stopping a amusing moment by using phrases that would normally end something like this

Johnny:hey George, you know whats ugly? YOUR FACE
Alex, Jake: OHHH, you just got told!!! YAOOOOOOOOOO
Jake: OK GUYS, that's it, no more, the moments over, it's done, that's enough

by jake April 11, 2005

that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted

Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS

by jake April 11, 2005

idiopanic

an amazing band that one day, will own the heavy metal music industry

A: Dude! Did you hear idiopanic haul fuckin ass at that show?
B: Hellz yeah! They made all the other bands look like corn sharks!

by jAkE April 12, 2005

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005