A Skinned (very small) dog with absolutly no hair.
A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus
A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus
by Jake May 04, 2004
by Jake January 27, 2004
by Jake January 02, 2004
She: "Everytime he takes me to a nice restaurant for dinner I fuck him afterwards."
He: "What's for dinner ?"
He: "What's for dinner ?"
by Jake March 09, 2004
when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing
by Jake April 26, 2004
Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.
A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!
B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.
A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.
A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
by jAkE May 07, 2005