jake's definitions
by Jake March 25, 2004
Get the purple-headed monstermug. (noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection
by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the cum depositorymug. 1.) Noun: Shortened version of the word 'Keety' which is slang for 'Kitty' referring to Felis Catus the common house cat.
2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.
3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.
4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
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5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.
3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.
4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
jew
5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
1.) Don't forget to feed the keet!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
by Jake June 30, 2004
Get the keetmug. (she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.
(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.
(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the green Trojanmug. free style walking is ludacridiculous
by jake August 19, 2004
Get the ludacridiculousmug. He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.
She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
by Jake March 6, 2004
Get the Work Benchmug. 1. I nailed her 3 times last night.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
by Jake March 6, 2004
Get the nailmug.