jake's definitions

slute

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa

Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.

by Jake May 13, 2005

pannis

(noun)a hanging pouch on a woman's abdomen.This occurs above the navel & below the breasts.Usually in the period following childbirth. Do not confuse with the erotic belly bulge

She's had 3 kids, its no wonder that she wears large shirts, hanging out, to hide her pannis

by Jake January 19, 2004

luggage loop

when a guy or someone with a penis, usually a homosexual, sticks his own penis into his asshole, creating a "loop with his luggage".

That gay guy showed me his luggage loop.

by Jake March 1, 2005

rogering

To have sexual (vaginal) intercourse with.

(if she comes, its "a good rogering")

David: "Lawd, Jimmy, see that babe with the 38D's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering with an uncut penis."

Jimmy: "David, I've already rogered her with my 6-1/2" dick!"

by Jake February 18, 2004

Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.

Will's mum:'bubye woobsie darling!'

by Jake November 18, 2004

troff

TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)

"hey man troff that app suckah."

by Jake April 25, 2005

chumble spuzz

Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.

after i got home my the garbage-picking run, i found some chumble spuzz in my pants.

by jAkE March 10, 2005