x incher

penis of "x" inches in length
eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)
by Jake January 13, 2004
mugGet the x inchermug.

schuter

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.
"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"
by Jake May 13, 2005
mugGet the schutermug.

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
Gave that ho a clown face!
by Jake May 21, 2004
mugGet the Clown Facemug.

on the rag

(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.
She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.
by Jake February 20, 2004
mugGet the on the ragmug.

McAsshole

Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.
A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!

B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.

A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
by jAkE May 06, 2005
mugGet the McAssholemug.

frill

being cold; derived from the language Jag
"It's fuckin frill outside
by Jake January 09, 2005
mugGet the frillmug.

cleanwipe

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
by Jake November 08, 2003
mugGet the cleanwipemug.