t & a

talent & ability

We hired her for her t & a. The fact she has magnificent tits and a fantastic ass is immaterial to her getting the job.

by Jake February 01, 2004

harvey

pet name for a male-shaped vibrator

She slipped Harvey up her bonkie.

by Jake September 05, 2005

caltrop

1. A four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.

"Ouch, Tom. Put your caltrop back into your dice bag..."

by Jake February 06, 2005

queerfag

the word queer and faget (or faggot) fused together. What more could you ask for?

Corrodo likes Shakira, what a queerfag

by Jake May 09, 2003

tanockle

"tonight", "in the evening"

"I'm gettin lugged tanockle"

by Jake January 06, 2005

7-11

7" dick, 11" vagina ===> vaginal fart (vart)

He did her doggie-style and when she lay on her back afterwards, she let out a huge gust of wind; he had pumped her full of air.

by Jake January 29, 2004

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 06, 2003