oral orifice

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Decumission

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cuntreat

When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

suckandfuck

what she does when I've been a good boy

last night I got a suckandfuck, perfect.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

slum dogging

going dogging in a really rough part of town

did you hear jeff went slum dogging last night,

where
by a service station in the upper west side,

oh skanky

by jaffaw July 16, 2009