112 definitions by jaffaw
merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,
belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere
belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere
by jaffaw July 19, 2009
a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them
steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops
by jaffaw July 18, 2009