jaffaw's definitions

outcum

what cums out when you have sex, can somethings refer to a business like sex transaction.

I met this girl and things were so boring having sex with her was like a meeting with an outcum at the end

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hippie Smut

porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail

I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Who you blow

contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best

it's not what you know, it's who you blow

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

back door at the white house

having anal sex with a white girl,

her parents are all, white picket fence and white house, last night i went to the back door at the white house with her.

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009