112 definitions by jaffaw

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

backend of a Bus

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

term in orifice

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex

we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Fashionist

A fashion nazi, someone who defines alternatively oneself and others by the clothes they wear.

I see your shoes man,

yeah,

do you still have the receipt for them?
don't be such a fashionist

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Consexualise

giving any idea or item a sexual overtone

So we get a newspaper and to give the guys something to look at, let's put some tits on Page 3,

wow, excellant consexualising

So beer, how do we make appeal to guys,

consexualise that one
girls, girls girls,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009