celebshitty

Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous
that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Queer as fuck

more queer than most folk, possibly the queerest person in the room at any one point
You're so queer, you're so here, you're so queer as fuck.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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more bang for your bucks

describes something better for the same price
if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Kababalaah

A term used to describe Kabbalah in a derisory fashion
Kababalaah is such a crock,
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,
I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
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wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared
I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Mufftash

when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe
I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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