jacques asse's definitions

titty chicken

Chicken breast meat in Harlem.

Yo dog, give me some titty chicken.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

unitit

When girls wear tight bras that push their tiny tits together into one actual breasts.

Faleesha has a unitit.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

thugger

A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.

Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

queener

A queener is a resident of New York who was conceived in the borough of Queens. These are most often depraved gay males with very small phallic appendages.

Ramon, gay stalker and queener.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

pubish

To resemble a pubis.

Michael Phelps has a pubish head.

by Jacques Asse February 9, 2009

urbanisting

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009