Definitions by jacques asse

noobs 

new boobs

Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.

noobs by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Faggiography 

A faggiography refers to an urban eulogy, or the reflective study of a faggish life, given by a High Thug, upon the death of a gay gang member.

Jo'moquan presided over Kip's faggiography after he was shot during a gangbang by some Lords of Death.

Faggiography by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Homey Jones 

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.

Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.

Homey Jones by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

pubish 

To resemble a pubis.

Michael Phelps has a pubish head.

pubish by Jacques Asse February 9, 2009

titty chicken 

Chicken breast meat in Harlem.

Yo dog, give me some titty chicken.

titty chicken by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

unitit

When girls wear tight bras that push their tiny tits together into one actual breasts.

Faleesha has a unitit.

unitit by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

asshead 

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

asshead by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009