jacques asse's definitions

RVJ

RVJ, or Reginald vel Johnson, is a peculiar specimen of Homo thespianensis africanus (African Acting Man), who first evolved in 1986, in Paul Hogan's 'Crocodile Dundee'.

A very fat, filthy, ageless animal.

RVJ will often go for weeks at a time without sleep, using a microscope to search for filth and shame, rolling around in misery and gluttony like a massive porker. Blackass swine....

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

fo paw

Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers.

Billy Jed told Bobby Ray, "This'n here root beer is fo paw".

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

facehugger

A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.

Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

duckotomy

A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.

Phred and Shaunequa were presented with a duckotomy last Wednesday. They could not resolve it.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Emolysis

Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.

Jacques drop-kicked Trent in a fine display of emolysis.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

unitit

When girls wear tight bras that push their tiny tits together into one actual breasts.

Faleesha has a unitit.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009