Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jacques asse

Emolysis

Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.

Jacques drop-kicked Trent in a fine display of emolysis.

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A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

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Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.

After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.

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Mikah was enjoying her sluthood the other day, sucking her own boobs and finger fucking herself in the ass.

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A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

The Niggarena refers to the latest British dance craze, based on the tribal monkey behavior of the wild negro.

Sam and Patrice are doing the niggarena.

Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers.

Billy Jed told Bobby Ray, "This'n here root beer is fo paw".

fo paw by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

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