Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

by Jacques Asse June 09, 2009

Up the Rabbit Hole

The process of vomiting.

Phred had a bit too much to drink last night, thus went Up the Rabbit Hole.

Drunk bastard.

by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

Breastival

The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.

More and younger girls join the Breastival every day, and it is a GOOD thing.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

FBPA

Future Black People of America.

Jacques joined the FBPA.

by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009

thugger

A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.

Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.

by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009