jacques asse's definitions

Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.

Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Han job

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.

Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

vadge goggles

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

vanillingus

Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.

When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

queenis

A queenis is a very small, almost girlish penis, that occurs when some guys have hypoglandular secretions in their metabolism. You need hormones to have a real dick.

Despite years of trying, the best Phred could manage was a small, limp queenis.

by Jacques Asse May 1, 2009

bradhole

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.

The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!

by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009

uma

An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.

OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.

by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009