da RuleZ

da RuleZ these little traditions that people used to follow but now freely ignore.

Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.
da RuleZ no longer apply.
by Jacques Asse January 13, 2010
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revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009
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slanger

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.
Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009
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Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.
by Jacques Asse June 09, 2009
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noobs

Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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austritch

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.
by jacques asse August 16, 2010
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Sarahstan

Sarahstan is that cold, northern frontier land, near the Yukon, from whence Sarah the Palien was belched forth upon an innocent, unsuspecting world.

A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.
Watch it, asshole, or we'll send you to Sarahstan, land of bears and Eskimos and the neverending Darkness of the Palien.
by Jacques Asse December 29, 2009
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