jacques asse's definitions

facehugger

A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.

Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

sluthood

A condition of being Pam Anderson.

Mikah was enjoying her sluthood the other day, sucking her own boobs and finger fucking herself in the ass.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

niggarena

The Niggarena refers to the latest British dance craze, based on the tribal monkey behavior of the wild negro.

Sam and Patrice are doing the niggarena.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

fo paw

Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers.

Billy Jed told Bobby Ray, "This'n here root beer is fo paw".

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Emolysis

Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.

Jacques drop-kicked Trent in a fine display of emolysis.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009