Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.
Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.
by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
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bradhole

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.
The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!
by Jacques Asse May 05, 2009
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Japaquiddick

Japaquiddick is the slutty Japanese porn district in which Ted Kennedy ran over a homeless, lipless prostitute.
I hate Kennedy. Isn't he a killer?

No, dood, you're thinking of Japaquiddick. She was only Japanese. They come with auxiliaries. They all look the same anyway, and go everywhere in these huge flocks of like 300 people. You ever tried to piss in the Louvre?
by Jacques Asse January 14, 2010
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Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.
Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.
Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009
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cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.
Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.
by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009
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The 10-Foot Hole

A gigantic, ambulatory vaginal crevice that stalks unsuspecting men for prey. Can be heavily armed and highly dangerous.
Watch out for the 10-Foot Hole. If you see one, RUN.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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