jacques's definitions

Crap64

A retarded play on the name of a 64 bit cartridge based console released by Nintendo ~1996. Excellent graphics despite what this moron says, but lack of a large number of truly "fun" titles and eventually went under after becoming nothing more than a Pokémon player.
Ok, to comment to the person who started this: you make no sense! Cartridge based systems are not by defininition slower than CD based systems! CPU speed determines how fast your system is. Actually, cartidges load almost instantaneously as they work like RAM does in your computer, with direct contact. CD's however, require high amounts of read time, which can be very annoying... a major flaw of the PSX. The only reason everybody doesn't still use cartridges is the high cost and limited capacity. They are a much better media.

Sony roolz is an illiterate retard, and thus called the N64 a Crap64 because he swallowed the analog stick and couldn't figure out how to use it.

by Jacques November 12, 2003

donk box

A phat ass. An ass that aint all sloppy but is sittin right.

Daaammnn! Look at homegirl in the red, that's a nice lil donk box! That's wassup

by Jacques February 5, 2005

dummy

a stupid person who has no common sense and no brain at all

John U dummy U

by Jacques February 18, 2003

lesbaine

A moderately to extremely butch lesbian, i.e. a lesbian who looks somewhat like a man

It seems that many lesbians like to join up with lesbaines given that one acts more like a woman and the other acts more like a man but is still a woman.

by Jacques March 13, 2005

beaker

One who muff dives with the nose

"Ringo Starr and Joe Namath would make excellent beakers" -Jacques

by Jacques March 12, 2004

witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.

Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".

by Jacques December 23, 2004

RIZLA

Roling paper for lose tabaco or joints.

Comes in big (blue= rise paper) and small (orange and blue).

Orange (in slang called 'red RIZLA') should be accompanied with VanNelle 1/2 or Javaanse Jongens 3/4 tabaco.

"Javaanse Jongens three quarter with red
RIZLA please."

by Jacques December 2, 2003