134 definitions by jacques asse

cuntbeater

A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.

Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson.

by jacques asse July 1, 2009

facehugger

A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.

Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.

by jacques asse April 20, 2009

queener

A queener is a resident of New York who was conceived in the borough of Queens. These are most often depraved gay males with very small phallic appendages.

Ramon, gay stalker and queener.

by jacques asse February 5, 2009

Welcome to the Bunghole

Welcome to the Bunghole is a very famous song by Buns N Hoses about anal fucking.

Lyrical excerpt:

Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please

CHORUS:

In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed

Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream

by jacques asse June 25, 2009

titty chicken

Chicken breast meat in Harlem.

Yo dog, give me some titty chicken.

by jacques asse February 5, 2009

donkeyhotey

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.

Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.

by jacques asse June 12, 2009

fo paw

Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers.

Billy Jed told Bobby Ray, "This'n here root beer is fo paw".

by jacques asse April 21, 2009