Definitions by jack

Emergency brake 

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

Emergency brake by Jack March 20, 2005

Penn Tech

penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)

Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"

Penn Tech by Jack March 20, 2005

folmar nelson 

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

folmar nelson by jack March 15, 2005

kripy 

This is what people in flordia call Hydro or the really good marijuana ya know the chronic shit like that

Nah he don't smoke the krip, he doesn't want to go crazy....

kripy by jack March 15, 2005

Hotdoging 

Verb When a guinea pig is in between your legs and looks like a hot dog.

That Guinea pig is hotdoging with my sister

Hotdoging by Jack March 12, 2005

celda 

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.

Zelda? More like CELDA!!

celda by Jack March 4, 2005

Kung-Fu Hustle 

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

Kung-Fu Hustle by Jack February 28, 2005