jack's definitions

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 7, 2003

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

yons

short miget that likes the cock

hey ur a yons

by jack April 28, 2003

lau

sux at lax`

by jack May 22, 2003

cramp

another word for awkward, when u feel uncomfortable about something. like when u get 2 people in a room who dont like each other, its cramp, for u and for them.

Bakari: oi jack, i caught my brother havin sex.
Jack: ahhhh, cramp.

by JACK January 10, 2004