68 definitions by jack mehoff

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.

I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.

by jack mehoff March 25, 2004

thugee

1 what an ugly guy will say.
2 also goes with scary guy.
3 an evil cult that lives in the hills that come out at a foggy moonless night.

1 lets join the thugee.
2 yeahhh tear his heart out.
3 scary guy: they took the children, it was a foggy moonless night when they came down the mountain, an evil cult, THE THUGEE,

by jack mehoff November 7, 2004

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by jack mehoff November 27, 2004

nige

v. to act as a gurn would in any particular situation. the word nige adapts per situation and context, so can mean anything from stealing to playing basketball to being a smelly dumbass. Someone who niges can be called a Nigel or Niger.

You fucking niged that book off me the other day.

Look at you, just niging everyone.

You dumb fucking niger.

He niges like a pro.

by jack mehoff October 29, 2004

cum-guzzler

one who guzzles cum
one who eats the man juice
one who swallows sperm

That cum-guzzler swallowed my cum like water.

by jack mehoff March 6, 2005

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by jack mehoff March 11, 2005

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

by jack mehoff October 28, 2003