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Definitions by jUsTiN

crack fuck 

That crack fuck just took the last bowl of pot!
crack fuck by Justin December 3, 2002
You got a virus on your computer? Damn, you're SOL!
SOL by Justin May 1, 2002
I shat on your land.
shat by Justin May 1, 2002
The process of coughing up phlegm in order to spit.
Jim was going to hork a loogie.
hork by Justin May 1, 2002
A digital device which is usually found on one's keychain to unlock their vehicle from a distance.

Also used to sound an alarm, or open the cargo compartment for a vehicle.

Particularly useful for the compulsive shopper.
If I didn't have my fob with me, I'd have to put down my groceries to unlock the car.
Fob by Justin May 1, 2002
A person who is in search for something he or she is in need of.
Poor John, ever since he was kicked out of his house, he's been a drifter...
drifter by Justin May 1, 2002

ROFLMGDMFSOBAO 

Acronym - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Son Of a Bitch Ass Off

Usually found in 1337 message conversations
Did you see what happened to Phyl Jr.? ROFLMGDMFSOBAO!
ROFLMGDMFSOBAO by Justin April 30, 2002