jOhn's definitions

Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.

Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.

by John January 14, 2005

Crazybadger

cool website, people hurting themselves, the website rocks!!! can be used as something to call someone.

shut up you CRAZYBADGER

by john December 10, 2003

Banager

A bank manager. A middle aged man with a lot of powere over the decisions who can and can't have some of his bank money

The banager was areal bastard for refusing my loan cause I have a nervous defect which causes my eyes to blink rapidly.

by JOhn April 11, 2005

Bust a nut

ejectulateing semen (cuming)

I was having hot sex with sarah that made me bust a nut in her vagina

by John December 2, 2003

glamazon

a tall beautiful woman, often a runway model.

Heidi Klum is a glamazon

by John March 6, 2003

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003

battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.

Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.

by John February 13, 2008