jOhn's definitions

bald eagle

a person who has no pubes

Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off

by john May 14, 2003

jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.

by John November 11, 2003

mug

A person that is quite the character.

"Man,did you see that mug act up in class today?"

by john June 14, 2004

melk

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

by John July 8, 2004

clat clat

To shoot someone with a 9 millimeter pistol.

clat clat bitch

by John April 21, 2003

roach

A blunt, joint, or weed.

Yo nigga, light me uppa roach.

by John April 4, 2003

bulldike

A lesbian that is very man like, a scary dike.

Sally is a real bulldike

by John December 6, 2003