jOhn's definitions

harkhani

an avid csi fan who is constantly sick

That girl is a Harkhani because she constantly watches CSI and other TV dramas.

by John April 13, 2005

Inland Empire

Area encompassing San Bernardino and Riverside counties in southern California, also known derogatively as "The 909"

by John March 6, 2003

axe wound

the vagina

when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound

by John December 25, 2002

high maintenance

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.

I am not high maintenance

by John March 22, 2004

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

by John March 6, 2003

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005