wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

gomar

1.A stupid camal jockey living in America (noun)
2. Someone who foces their friends to do stupid things while he watches
see dumbass (noun)
3.Gomaring- to be stupid beyond all reason (adv)
4.Gomared- to do something unreasonably stupid for stupidities sake (verb)

example: Mr. Majd tells his friends, "five dollars to the man who can break his leg!" His friends believe him and begin to hurt themselves. Frosty breaks his leg and asks for his five dollars but the Gomar doesnt give it to him. Frosty yells, "goddamn you Gomar!"

by Joe June 28, 2004

Mole

A myopic alcoholic music major with a penchant for deficating in sinks.

When Mole arrives at our parties, we lock the bathroom doors.

by Joe December 28, 2004

fagasexual

1. A person who is married and says he is not gay but really
2. A Flaringly gay individual.

1.kobe bryant is a fagasexual.
2. Elton John is a fagasexual.

by Joe December 23, 2002

get your piece wet

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective

you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?

by joe November 29, 2004

fucker

A complete asswipe with no reason to live

You cock suckin, titty suckin, asshole of a dick lickin, peter puffin, ball licker, anal fuckin, cranberry asshole of a shit eatin fucker, Go to fuckin hell, bi-otch

by joe January 26, 2004