jOe's definitions

marty friedman

Best versatile guitarist around. He can play anything.

Marty has played Pop to Metal and is a great instrumentalist. Just listen to the album "True Obsessions".

by joe March 11, 2005

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006

hornylicious

The state that is Joey bald.

MAn Joe you are damn hornylicious

by joe October 2, 2004

j.r.r. tolkien

john ronald raoule tolekien. groundbreaking fantasy author of mid-twentieth century; mostly known for "the lord of the rings" series and "the hobbit."

by joe October 12, 2003

Sticky pit

When you're jerking off and shoot your load into your arm pit hair.

Hey Joe, I shot my load all the way into my armpit hair this morning.

by joe September 29, 2004

Internet Gangsta

The Internet Gangsta derived from the lowest depths of the world wide web. AOL is believed to be responsible for this, thus they are sometimes referred to as an AOL Gangsta or internet hard ass. They have no clue about what real gang life, struggling, fighting, slangin', or jail is like, outside of their computer monitor. They often have a group of other Internet Gangstas to accompany them on their many trips to the "Internet Slums" where they can let all the others in the chat know of their reputation and ability to do a drive by typing on your e-mail or send you a gangsta virus. They often talk in online ao133t and say things like "dont mess with me", 'my crew will fuck you up", and "i represent crips, southside AOL fo life niggas". All threats made by Internet Gangstas should be chalked up to complete and total bullshit, seeing as the user can't:
A.) Run his mouth in person, and,
B.) Is a mid-upper class whiteboy with something to prove.

Also see: internet tough guy and internet thug.

bloodkilla: yea me n da boys spammed dis email last nite dawg fo real!!11
bloodkilla_nerd_posse: yea dawgz dont fucks wit the aol posse ya digs!?!?@?344
bloodkilla_nerd2: yea represtent yo clik man, westside online slums fo life G!!111
bloodkilla: yea dawg, ne1 say diff no dey git a virus fuckn wit us G11!1

by Joe August 30, 2004

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004