jOe's definitions

your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!

1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?

by Joe September 5, 2005

talli whacker

dick penis shlong

look at that little talli whacker

by joe April 22, 2003

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

seizureific

Something which is seizure-inducing. causes seizures.

that fibre optic christmas tree is seizureific!

The battling seizure robots cause seizures, thus they are seizureific.

by Joe December 23, 2003

tight whips

a nice phat car

any car 504 boys roll

by Joe October 9, 2003

paris hilton

ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch

man i aint touchin that

by joe February 1, 2004